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卧春

语文老师在讲台上很有表情地为

大家念一首题为卧春的诗。

暗梅幽闻花,

卧枝伤恨底,

遥闻卧似水,

易透达春绿.

岸似绿,

岸似透绿,

岸似透黛绿.

要大家写在笔记本上: 没想到

一位同学的笔记竟然是这样学写的:

《我蠢》

俺没有文化,

我智商很低,

要问我是谁,

一头大蠢驴.

俺是驴,

俺是头驴,

俺是头呆驴.

笔者发言：I 服了 YOU！！

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1

还不错拉,,顶,,,,

wanghailiang1987

2

呵呵，很欠扁的标题。我想第一头驴肯定是你吧？哈哈...

wanghailiang1987

3

哈哈，读过文章后才知道好好笑，好逗哦，哈哈，快笑死俺了，呵呵

4

我看完之后觉得好搞笑哦，好久没这样笑过了，谢谢！

5

希望大家多笑笑，呵呵！！

6

太牛了你！！！！

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