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女生晕倒一片!一男生超强的求爱

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以下是本人优点:


十分坚强:被女孩子海甩了45次,还活着!

[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]

 


人也很好:这是45个女孩子中的36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很 好”!


喜欢干净:天涯何处无芳草,不能天天不洗澡!脱衣服咯~


爱护动物:所以家里的“小强”成群!


待人热情:男女不问,老少皆宜!


做事果断:买东西后立刻付帐,饿了马上就吃饭!


见义勇为:曾帮过几位MM拉上过后拉链!

[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]


节约用水:便后不洗手!


视金钱为父母:我爱我的的父母!


不会落井下石:用了很多方法也没有将我的朋友从井里面救出来,他说想见他女朋友最后一面,我二话没说就把他女朋友扔下去了!


有同情心:我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划,好让他跟我有同样的心情,这就是同情心!!


我很阳光:所以黑的跟碳似的!


对人包容:我有点近视!

[ 转自铁血社区 http://bbs.tiexue.net/ ]


领悟力强:在被甩的经历中,有个女孩子把我拉到郊外,将我送她的玫瑰花,慢慢的插在了一坨野粪上,我立刻就明白了,没等我说我不会嫌弃你的这句话的时候,她就走了!


坚韧不拔:在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后,朋友终于去付帐了!


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